queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

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automatically:

walking a drunk friend like

image

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pretty-transparents:

I could not contain myself, here is a pumpkin

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  • bae: come over
  • me: do you have food
  • bae: my parents aren't home
  • me: are they coming back with food

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misandryad:

People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao
Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

(via mecazzoduro)

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kristenicholee:

tit:

Reminder for myself that Kristen slapped me for taking all the pillows

yeahh.. ALL OF THEM. not cool. 

you: “fine, take them all”

me: *takes all*

you: *instant slap*

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Reminder for myself that Kristen slapped me for taking all the pillows

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lizclimo:

HALLOWEEN IS COMING! 

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yourblood-yourb0nes:

tit:

manicmundane:

@tit


being nice and not posting alexa face

i’m amazing


such a princess

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