dutchster:

why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor

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“Don’t hang with people who make you justify your vibe. Black holes don’t give the light back.”

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stalking your likes

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parralex0889:

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cygnettoswan:

4gifs:

Hippo doesn’t have time for this

Hippo got shit to do.

Hippo got swimming to do.

Hippo got shit to do and places to be

ain’t nobody fuck with hippo

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iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

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fuck kids

thats illegal kristen

someone call 911!!!!!!

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kristenicholee replied to your post: kristenicholee said:happy fathers…

lol??

he misses his mother tho, come back for him!!

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kristenicholee: happy fathers day
tit

my son made me the cutest little card thinking it was father day today and i had to tell him it wasn’t today and he said its always fathers day and it was too cute

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alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

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Guilty of watching attack on titan at my friend house every weekend

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xld:

My style is black and it’s expensive

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revoult:

it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight

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